Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends

I got the weed from stoner the loner

by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.

We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Stowaway Stoner

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.

Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."

by slickrick69 June 30, 2015

Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.

Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner

by TheProph3t January 10, 2021

tall stoner

A person who smokes a lot of weed and is proud of it.

That Tommy Chong is a tall stoner.

by doodahman October 29, 2010