Covering one's self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive sexual stimulation/arousal.
As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
by little Lady May 13, 2005
Get the splosh mug.Noun: a sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.
"We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!"
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Get the splesh mug.Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.
Variations;
Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.
Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
Variations;
Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.
Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'
'Fancy a cup of splosh?'
'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
'Fancy a cup of splosh?'
'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
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a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash
Guy 1: "fuck man i had to bob splosh last night because everyone was asleep"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"
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