soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.

Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...

by I <3 justin bieber November 4, 2010

steel soldier

The act of wrapping a mans penis in aluminum foil and incerting it into a womans vagina.

IE; Come here bitch, you're getting a steel soldier!

by Doctor Phil May 13, 2005

small soldier

a tiny dick that is eternally erect

Johnson! Is your small soldier saluting me?

by Frederick Burges September 28, 2005

Solderize

To sodomize with a soldering iron

dude! At the last football game, the other team bent over and we solderized them!

by MarqueeDeSade November 7, 2010

Sled Sister

The female equivalent of eskimo brothers: Two girls that have bumped uglies with the same guy.

Sled Twins have 2 or more sex partners in common.

You are fucking Tanner? no way, i fucked him too! we are sled sisters!!!

And you fucked his brother?? wow. me too. fuck we are sled twins.

by eskimobrothermaker September 25, 2011

weasel sledging

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.

Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.

by C3PO June 26, 2003

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010