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soccer

a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!!

Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world?

American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA
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Soccer Freak

Soccer Freak- A person that is very good at soccer.
by Easyas123 August 1, 2012
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Soccer

(n) A game where not good enough actors play.
Friend: I am trying out for so-
Me: Soccer?
Friend: How did you know?
Me: You're a drama queen that's why!
by ThatOneGuyCris June 6, 2017
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Soccer mom

A stay-at-home middle-class over-parenting mother that suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect in a particular way that affects her outlook on many issues of life. She tends to over-nurture her children, but only in a way that aligns with her strong although often unfounded beliefs and not necessarily reason. A soccer mom professes such beliefs obnoxiously, forcefully and tactlessly to others, often angering the public while feeling vindicated due to her own morally superhuman understanding of the situation.

These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.

Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
There is a modicum of chance that I may be wrong on at least one of the views I have - said or thought no soccer mom ever.
by Atlanntas June 30, 2017
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Tom the Soccer Mom

a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom
by allomonami January 12, 2022
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italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive
Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks
by U_Fool July 23, 2006
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soccer

"Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"
by rabbit cat lady November 2, 2009
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