"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"
"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"
"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"
by Big Ole March 11, 2009

A past association with a subset of women who took part in an activity or series of activities resulting in a more than average attractive woman. Typically referring to athletic or toned figures.
Named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this association.
Named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this association.
Ethan: I think that Jessica is attractive.
Jay: She played sports in college and was varsity.
Scott: That makes sense then that she is attractive due to the Soccer Girl Theory.
Jay: She played sports in college and was varsity.
Scott: That makes sense then that she is attractive due to the Soccer Girl Theory.
by megapixel2000 March 30, 2009

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

basically a soccer kid is one if the most annoying peices of shits that exist on planet earth. they usually speak spanish and curse you out with their other annoying soccer friends
Soccer Kid: Juan mira este gringo!! ja ja ja!!
literally anyone: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU PLAY SOCCER DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
literally anyone: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU PLAY SOCCER DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
by i will eat you for clout March 5, 2022

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.
by hampton's gal December 3, 2007

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."
Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"
Milt's Coroner: "No."
Sex
Suicide
Suicidal Sex
A-Rod's post-season record'
Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"
Milt's Coroner: "No."
Sex
Suicide
Suicidal Sex
A-Rod's post-season record'
by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009

Soccer Mom Hips-
Hips that are very wide but still look amazing, mostly referred to thick white girls.
Hips that are very wide but still look amazing, mostly referred to thick white girls.
Guy #1 "Damn! That white bitch has some soccer mom hips!"
Guy #2 "Oh damn, you're right man. Look at that ass too!"
Guy #2 "Oh damn, you're right man. Look at that ass too!"
by DarkRose1120 November 8, 2016
