snake in the ground

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.

"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."

by Snakier June 01, 2018

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Shadow Snakes

Shadow Snakes are snakes that appear all over people's house at night which can only be seen by a child. Chances are, those who seen them are scared of them.

Rae: MOM!
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.

by Worse than JJ April 24, 2020

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Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

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Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.

"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."

by Holykow February 26, 2010

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