Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

sleeping bag

A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.

man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.

by Samuel Leblanc September 16, 2009

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 18, 2005

Sleep Texting

when you send a text to someone while your either sleepy, awoken from sleep, or just plain not paying attention, and it makes absolutly no sense what so ever.

Erik: Hey man, you going to that party this weekend?

Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.

Erik: Wtf?

Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.

by lolzfest413 March 02, 2010

bambi sleep

Bambi Sleep is a bimboification hypnosis that turns the subject into a horny, dumb, cocksucking bimbo called Bambi.

Daddy: You should do Bambi Sleep.
Slut: Yes Daddy
few weeks later
Daddy: Bambi, drop for cock
Bambi: *sucks cock*
Daddy: good girl

by Bambi Sleep January 01, 2023

sleep high

that moment late at night when you cant sleep and all you do is do stupid things.

Girl: Lalalala lala la la lalala.
Boy: what is wrong with you?
Girl:I dont know I cant sleep.
Boy: oh, so your sleep high.

by breezy8111 May 25, 2012

Sleep beat

When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.

Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!

by Rob Van Cocksucker January 22, 2010