The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.
David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
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Get the Ohio Clit Smoothie mug.The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.
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A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.
A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011
Get the Gangbang Smoothie mug......this is when you know that someone pulled a fast one and went under the radar to deflect attention as they know they violated at least one law. Hard to prove wrong doing but you know they did something wrong.Hinky meter time.
The politician pulled a smoothie when he said he just so happened to be going to the mens washroom to wash his hands.
by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008
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1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."
3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.
1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."
3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.
"That guy just smoots about everything."
"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"
"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"
by J-Greg February 8, 2013
Get the Smoot mug.smooth brain- it is someone that is an idiot. this means that the more ripples you have on your brain, the smarter you are. So in conclusion, if you got a smooth brain then you are a dumb ass.
1.Jim sucks at chess he is such a smooth brain
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
Get the smooth brain mug.Someone who is always there, and with everyone, a social butterfly, but never loses his cool, just plays it smooth more than all the time. So much so he/she is cool 39/24 hours per day.
See John over there?
Where?
By the keg.
Oh yeah, he's just playing it cool.
yeah, 39 Smooth if you ask me.
Where?
By the keg.
Oh yeah, he's just playing it cool.
yeah, 39 Smooth if you ask me.
by Leuqsaf March 21, 2009
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