Rui Simon

He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.

I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.

Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.

It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.

Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah

Rui: Pay me first!

by NoneeJorgahn November 23, 2021

Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.

Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies

by Zimcox November 21, 2021