Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.

yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf

by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek

My step dad

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly

Shrek’s swamp is a good website.

by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020