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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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by ASS this December 4, 2020
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Academic Shotgun

An academic shotgun is someone who excels academically in all fields and to some extent, even helps their peers succeed as well.
Julie: Yooooo Peter's exam score was CRAZYY!!! Anyway I have another exam coming up, he said he would help me prepare for it.
William: Yep he's an Academic Shotgun.
by izzuuu May 29, 2024
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Shotgun slug

The only legal way to obtain bullets over a .50 cal without paying extortion money to the goverment
A 12 guage Shotgun slug is .729 of an inch. Making it a 72 caliber bullet. Compare that to a bullet shot put of a desert eagle which is .500 of an inch.

A 10 guage slug diamater is 0.775, basically a 77 caliber bullet.

Shotguns that fire slugs are basically the biggest bore guns you can legally obtain without paying goverment extortion money.
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Pump Shotgun

Another fucking gun that people won't get the censored out of here with.
Amogus Person: *tries to reboot Amogus Crew-*
NoobCluck10: Pump Shotgun! *shoots amogus*
Amogus Person: *shoots back* No u
Screen reads: You killed: NoobCluck10
Amogus Person: Victory is mine!
*Boom Bow kills Amogus!*
Amogus: Sh!t
Screen reads: Killed by: ProEgg70
by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021
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Shotgun Alley

Any out of the way location outside a house, preferably down the side of the house or worst case behind a shed or garage. A deluxe Shotgun Alley will have a small knife or screwdriver attached to the fence via an old piece of string. The purpose of Shotgun Alley is to gather a small team of elite drinkers from the house party for a 'Shotgun Alley run.'

As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"
Psst. Shotgun Alley, 1min, tell Monique.
by Hilldog3000 June 22, 2023
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