shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

Shopping Shits

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

by cheer1 October 16, 2012

this shit bussin

When something tastes real good its bussin

Person 1: Hey what you eating?
Person 2: Toothpaste bruh, this shit bussin

Person 1: Wtf

by terahfox January 23, 2021

shit delirium

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

Sucka shit

Anything that is not acceptable or violates the g code. This includes snitching. Switching up on your true homies. Backstabbing. Acting funny. Hating. Gossiping or any other dishonorable fake shit.

I don’t fuck with Ronnie no more.. he left me hanging in the club and I almost got jumped. He on some sucka shit

by Hemitebarealnigga October 30, 2018

Shit Pedaler

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.

Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.

by SHLA March 7, 2014

Heavenly shit

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.

"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013