Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.

Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.

by Scrumbum September 25, 2014

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

by jtsaint June 30, 2011

shank

To slay, eat something up, succeed.

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Shank

Shit (poop) and wank (masturbate),

I shanked in the public restroom.

by Veer Partap Singh Randhawa January 21, 2023

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

by wrys April 29, 2009