Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.

Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.

by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth

Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!

by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021

Frank Semens

When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.

“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”

by bham69420 December 27, 2022

The Demon of Semen

To produce exceedingly large amounts of semen after constant masturbation or constant sex.

Female one:After fucking him for several times for hours at a time, Malkaia still came a lot.

Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!

by enoughtomfoolery March 20, 2018