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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Sebastian Solace

A 10’6 fish man who is the only reason most Pressure players actually play the game, even though he’s actually a real dick. (It’s okay that he’s mean, he has loads of sad lore :3)
Girl: Sebastian Solace is so pookie though!

Guy: Right? So baby girl!
by tomura.x March 3, 2025
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Sebastian Solace

A real meanie!! >:(

A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)
Guy: O-M-G!! Sebastian Solace is so mean to the player!

Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!

Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.

Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.
by tomura.x March 3, 2025
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Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.
Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help
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