Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012

scratchmonkey

Scratchmonkey: the act of rubbing the male or female anatomy on a fresh cut log.

Murrey seen Carmen acting like a scratchmonkey
Hey bro I seen carmen rocking on a log does she have the scratch monkey.

by Chreenewb December 12, 2021

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Pussy scratching

It's when you rub or stimulate clits of your friend or girlfriend esp. when they are sleeping or without getting them know

you: dude I gave her a nice pussy scratching and has no idea what happened!
dude: swags! man...

by Ditchhiker September 9, 2016

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017