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rastah

Someone who is a complete legend! Or someone close to you....
Or a way of calling someone who you dont know the name of, formal name....
Or slang name for a rastafari
cho rastah come ya!
in english>>
rastah come here

ex.2 waa gwaan rastah?
whats up rastah?
by Ziggi x May 22, 2006
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Rastafication

When Rasta's invade a country and try to influence Rasta culture on a non-rasta country.
Person 1: Nice, heard the Rasta's are about to invade us tommrow.
Person 2: You no what that means.
Person 1: Rastafication?
Person 2: Yeah man! Get to smoke some reefa!!!!!!!!!
by LuvDaChronic September 16, 2009
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rastafari

In Jamaica, it is a religion about tolerance and loving everyone. In America though, it is celebrated by college pot smoking middle to upper-class white people. They are just finding more excuses to get high. They could care less what the actual belief is, in fact ask any of these "Rastafarian" college students about their faith. They either don't know anything about it, or are too up on drugs (not just pot) to make out an intelligable sentence.
"rastafarian" college student: "DUDE, I just got back from like... spring break, and I learned about this religion and stuff.. anyway.. there is pot in it. I converted that night"

regular college student: "you're an idiot"
by Wateriestfire November 30, 2006
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Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.
by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011
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restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.
Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch
by Swam Pass May 6, 2005
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Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.
"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"
by Cheesemania April 27, 2007
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Rectal Gnome

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..
"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin
by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003
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