The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.
Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.
People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.
3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.
3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011
Get the 3rd Priest Religionmug. Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022
Get the Religionmug. Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Atheist religionmug. The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
Get the My religion's not like the othersmug. When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.
Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024
Get the Religion of peacemug. The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 9, 2021
Get the Mueller Religionmug. the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019
Get the chopstick religionmug.