bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

Double ragging it

When one person uses two rackets in badmiton to play two players on opposite team.

I'm double ragging it for this game

by ManaWitch May 28, 2017

rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.

Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch

by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016

Brown Rag

Used to describe brown people like Mexicans and Indians in a harsh way.

Look at that group of brown rags over there, they really need to screw off.

by JayPatelBabes8 December 10, 2021

nutt rag

A sleezy female whom would let multiple guys skeet seimen anywhere on their person.

Billy: where can me and the homies cum at
Susie:anywhere you please just cover me I'm just a nutt rag

by Opdbootycrusher January 6, 2017

Vag Rag

Used to describe someone that's only real purpose in life is to soak up liquids from the same hole their mother came from

"Ronnie Hearn pretty much rammed her vagina down their mouth. She's such a Vag Rag"

by Mike literous March 2, 2014

bag and rag

Put a bag over an ugly persons head and then have sex with them.

This is usually done to someone who has a nice body but an ugly face.

Male 1: Kylie has a sexy body but her face is ugly. What do I do?

Male 2: You should bag and rag her

by Elephant In Heels July 14, 2017