one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.

David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022

yo no puedo vivir mi vida

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: yo no puedo vivir mi vida

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

A Pepe La Puke

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puke

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

A Pepe La Puke

The most vile , disgusting , selfish, lowest life form on the planet. A parasite to everything it comes into contact with. Sucking the life and resourses out of its hosts then moves on to other hosts leaving its offspring behind to finish the job.

No one feel sorry for the women who marries A Pepe La Puke, he still thinks he’s south of the border

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

Pepe la puke

Any legal who set you up and then called the police and snitches on you

Watch Out man he’s not loyal to the soil he is a pepe la puke

by DaDonDonTayTay February 12, 2026

Si saco las unas te puedo aranar

Cat-kitty-cat, cat-kitty-cat, cat

Si saco las unas te puedo aranar, cat kitty cat cat kitty cat cat is not an inside joke its just cute ok?

by kakyoin x jotaro 😋 March 20, 2022