Pork Some Vag

Slang for having sex for the first time or after a particularly long period of time...
Person 1: "So Johnny's finally got a girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"
by WAWAZAZA69 May 15, 2018
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pork and beef

A song named "pork and beef" by the "THE COUP" pork means P-I-G (Police) and beef (Issues)
Me and that punk ass officer Slater got pork and beef
by xSHEEEITx June 08, 2010
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Pork Grinder

A homosexual male "grinding" another male.
Skeeter:"Why is that guy ginding Jimmy in there."
Jimbo:"They just got married, ew there pork grinders."
by Huey90210 June 28, 2011
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pork patrol

n.

1. a police force; or group of police officers
Last Halloween, the pork patrol was all over.
by PScril June 11, 2009
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Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009
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Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.
Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?
by Big Aaron Kyle October 22, 2003
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