PandaCon

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by The PandaCon Network Pimp May 24, 2004

Padapaper

A little boy or girl who wears glasses, likes anime, and has a helmet head. They can also steal your souls. But that happens rarely.

ZOMG!!!! That padapaper is stealing my soul with his helmet head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Itachi Uchiha & Chealsy Molina October 24, 2008

padangle

to wiggle the excess poo of your butox

i took a shit and had to padangle buecause there was poo on my bum

by ryan icee16 February 23, 2009

padacillar

What you say when your half asleep and you try to scream catapillar but you say it like a "tard" (aka Rock Tardo) and say padacillar.

AHHHH!!! A patacillar just fell on my arm.
Look at all the patacillars on the umbrella.
Surfside Beach is known for their beautiful padacillars.
Those aren't patacillars you re-flop those are catapillars.

by Lovin the Beach July 17, 2009

paedangdang

the sexual organ of a male organism

i want to lick your paedangdang

by ampferny December 22, 2009

padala

To shank or to completly miss a shot

wow did you see that game yesterday, that was a complete padala

by boomboompowinator January 21, 2010

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014