Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

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tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 3, 2025

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deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

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boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

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Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…

omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!

by Skunkeim July 29, 2024

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