Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 28, 2020

Ketamin Tree

A Ketamin tree is created by watering a cannabis plant regularly with ayahuasca.

Doctor: "Tonight will be the night!"
Crowd: "All hail the Ketamin tree!"

by elephantwisdom October 18, 2018

Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.

Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.

by Michelle Matters February 28, 2022

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

A Tree in the Meadow

There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die

A Tree in the Meadow

by Death Menace July 1, 2022

Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021

Shakin' trees

To jam music really loud, dance, tear up a rug, and make some noise.

1: Jammer: My neighbors must hate me, I've been shakin' trees all night.

2:

Guy 1: Damn look at that girl on the dance floor.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's shakin trees right now.

by TigerMun April 27, 2013