The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
by MC Fumunda February 02, 2011
A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.
by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009
Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!
by Andre Opez May 07, 2007
Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.
by J Hernandez February 01, 2007
Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
by Lala5456 December 09, 2010
The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."
"Him and his electronic cigarette, totally jerk nation".
by Not Jerk Nation February 22, 2010
1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.
2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016