penis

it's something i stick inside your mom

I stuck my penis in a door.

by penisinsideadoor January 17, 2022

penis

a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.

“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”

by ihateeveryoneespeciallybabies March 03, 2021

Penis

Why tf are you looking up penis on urban dictionary?

Penis!

by Zika Virus 🦠 December 04, 2022

penis

the word that ur mom was with last night

your mom was with my penis last night

by bradon franks March 31, 2022

penis

a tiny tiny tiny thing

or

what i stick in ur mom

you have a tiny penis

by big_pp_100 May 18, 2021

penis

if someone says penis to you, it means that they think you are hot and they want to 69 with you. It's true. it happened to me twice.

hey, penis.

of course i want to 69 with you!

by Pissy wissy 69 November 14, 2022

Penis

Someone who is professional at piano.

"Your friend is a nice penis"

by Regunull August 07, 2021