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Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper March 1, 2011
mugGet the Arse Jammug.

Space Jam

Basketball superstar Michael Jordan and cartoon favorite Bugs Bunny team up with other basketball greats and Looney Tunes characters in this combination animated/live-action feature. Jordan must help the Looney Tunes gang with a basketball game against a group of outer space creatures whose plan, if they win, is to kidnap the Looney Tunes and take them to a failing government system where Jordan must relocate the current president of Zootopia. This was known as, Operation Space Jam.
it's the best damn operation in the galaxy. Space Jam
by Butthole Betty June 13, 2018
mugGet the Space Jammug.

Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.
Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!
by jamspammer August 26, 2013
mugGet the Spamming Jamsmug.

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
mugGet the Jam spongemug.

Bollock Jam

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
by Wolfish September 27, 2012
mugGet the Bollock Jammug.

jam-cicle

Yet another name for the male member.
pernounced: Jam-sah-kel
Wait till she gets a load of my jam-cicle.
mugGet the jam-ciclemug.

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears
HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...
by happyjappy June 13, 2008
mugGet the ear jammug.

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