by doodahman October 29, 2010

by maninamask01 September 4, 2010

That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 16, 2017

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017

by Digger mama December 12, 2013
