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<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.
Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
by Logical World September 1, 2017

Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut
by Notorious-r.o.g. March 1, 2022

by MrBarv August 1, 2022

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016
