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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Muscle slut

Females that are only attracted to men with muscles/ body builders.

Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut

by Notorious-r.o.g. March 1, 2022

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021

Enoch's bicep muscles

Huge ass sexy things.

Enoch's bicep muscles are huge and sexy

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016