beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Skeletal Muscle

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.

Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)

Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Muscle slut

Females that are only attracted to men with muscles/ body builders.

Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut

by Notorious-r.o.g. March 1, 2022

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021