Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.

Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.

by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks October 2, 2008

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019