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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason
This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.
by The unholy October 19, 2020
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The amazing monster

A wonderful girl who lives in philippines. She works hard on her videos on youtube. The most liked episode is i am marry to a yakuza boss (Imtayb)
Krew fan: who is she?

Y/n: Oh shes TAM/Kat the amazing monster.
by Vendiee October 13, 2021
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monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
by evelygeo March 15, 2023
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Henny monster

A name for the violence the comes out of people when they drink Hennessy.
It’s his third shot of Hennessy, the henny monster is coming out!

He’s possessed by the henny monster.
by Hog-rider March 22, 2023
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Green Monster

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
by Chut up July 20, 2008
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