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McHeavy

Nigga: "Bro, I'm finna put this Hot Pocket in the McHeavy!"
Other Nigga: "Word; put another one in the McHeavy for me as well lol"
by simp4002 December 12, 2024
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Micheal Jordan

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025
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Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place
Mason just did the Micheal shuffle
by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025
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Micheal

He is a narcissistic egotistical pervert liar user. He's got a big ego and is very into himself and only him. He is polyamorous but doesn’t share that information with his partner.
Are you being a Micheal this weekend?

Does she know you are a Micheal?
by Sbrina April 9, 2025
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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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Micheal

The biggest simp ever!

He will only simp for people called Lizzie

And seb is sigma
Dude that @micheal is simping for Lizzie again
by Sigma seb May 24, 2025
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micheal

Micheals are usually very tall and very handsome and surprising strong and have very beautiful small blue eyes. Micheals are a jack in all trades. When a Micheal falls in love they will love you like you have never seen a man love a women. When your around a Micheal you can feel their magic in the air. Once you meet a Micheal they will always be the man of your dreams your Night and Shiny Armor your love of your life. Micheals are Amazing incredible breath taking unforgetable sexy and very sexy and ususally have a very dark strong sexy voice a voice like no other.. Micheal is one of them good ones a micheal must of wrote the book because god $%& . If you meet a Micheal you sure are a lucky one so whatever you do dont ever let a Micheal go n once you fall in love with a michael theres no turning back your heart stuck on a micheal. A micheal will change your life A Micheal can make you happy make you feel free and will still a car if he has to just to be there for you.
i had a Micheal and now I dont .I wish i could get micheal back because hes never stopped being the man of my dreams.
by Rslaynboots..yours always August 21, 2025
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