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Minge Worrier

It's a bit like a sheep worrier, but these guys like to provoke vaginas. A Minge Maestro is good at giving pleasure, while a Minge Worrier is only interested in folding vaginas for his/her own pleasure.
How'ya gorgeous, you don't know me, but me name's dave and I'm one hell of a Minge Worrier.
by NunsKnickers October 15, 2008
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minge fringe friends.

Those stupid slutty little 15 year old girls who think they are oh so different because they are a tom boy but yet still wear slutty clothes and more make up than a cheap whore. They typically announce that they need a poo, thinkin its cute.. it's not. Often being so passionate about something that they cant spell it or worse still can't even refer to it properly.

E.G. i want to be a tattooist, i want lots of percings.

Usually sporting a huge, dried up minge fringe, head bands around their forehead, way too much jewelry and concealer on their lips.

Typically posing with an invisible pout, peace sign and one hand scrunching up their mistreated hair.

Will usually believe they are more mature than most because they have had sex so much.
OMG, i can't believe her and her minge fringe friends.. who DO they think they are.
by 65redsw August 12, 2009
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Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.
wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D
by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009
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Allocated minge dealer

When someone gets put in an arranged marriage, so then they have someone to reproduce with.
Our good Christian friend John got an allocated minge dealer last week.
by louisja May 17, 2019
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ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
by questionable_pie October 12, 2006
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Minger]/[Minga][minging

someone or something that is dirty, distgusting, ugly, smelly, trampy etc...
eRRR That boy/girl is a MINGER!
Your feet are minging!
That's minging!
by Ella January 20, 2004
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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