Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

Greenwood Goblin(level:38)

Greenwood Goblin is slang refering to black ass males/females who look like gorillas and or other primates. (goblin comes from lil wayne's bar; whats a goon to a goblin) greenwood goblins are usualy Ho0d as fukkk and slang rocks to them buddies and basers who be hertin, ya diG?

(Driveing down N. myrtel Ave.)
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.

by Goblinbagger May 20, 2011

mid level acquaintance deficiency

An excuse for being a friendless loser.

Guy 1: Why don’t you ever hang out with anyone?
Guy 2: Oh, I have mid level acquaintance deficiency

by White Ice Cube January 27, 2023

Level 8 Force Field

A level 8 Force Field is one of the strongest defenses against opposing forces. A level 8 force field will protect against the following:

kisses
dogs
cats
love vibes
roommates
shouts
children
green vegetables
any projectile shot, thrown, or kicked

Noone knows if a level 9 has been discovered yet but scientists are awaiting further information on experiments. The only thing that can break a level 8 force field is the person who placed it, crossing over the threshold on which the force field was placed over

MY LOVE VIBES WILL REACH YOU, DAMNIT!!!
~sends vibes~

level 8 force field placed
~vibes blocked~

by Kiriel91 March 2, 2011

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013

black dragon level 227

Coins (16-1200), Dragon Medium Helmet (extra rare)(?), Rune Chain Mail (extremely rare), Rune 2 Handed Sword (rare), Rune Kite Shield (extremely rare), Rune Square Shield(extremely rare), Rune Legs (extremely rare), Rune Battle Axe, Rune Long Sword, Adamantite Plate Mail, Mithril Axe, Mithril 2H Sword, Mithril Battleaxe, Mithril Kite Shield, Mithril Square Shield, Black Hatchet, Rune Bar (1), Silver Notes (100), Adamantite Bars (1-2), Herbs, Chocolate Cake (1-2), Law Runes (3, 10 Or 30) Death Runes (3 Or 30), Fire Runes (50), Air Runes (50), Blood Runes (15), Half of a Key, Uncut Gems, Herbs, Treasure Trail Clue, 30 Adamantite Javelins (common), Chaos Talisman, Nature Talisman, Rune Knives (2), 16 Adamantite Darts(p), Cut Dragon Stone, Rune Spear, Dragon Spear (rare),and (67) Rune Arrows.

"hey look its a bla....ahahhhhhhh!"

by mark williams March 18, 2005

Tri-state levels of driving

The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA

Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"

"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"

"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"

by MosesOnAcid July 4, 2006