Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Meccing Lentil

A mythical creature with a rubbery face, an abundance of hair, and long claws. A documentary, done by Abuda North Coast Productions, called "Attack of the Meccing Lentil" can be found circulating in underground movie and monster enthusiast circles. In the case of the movie, the Meccing Lentil turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by Billy.

Ahhh! Run for your lives, it's the Meccing Lentil!

by geekordork November 16, 2003

taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.

Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."

by Fresh Sminty March 21, 2014

tough lefty lead

Hopping around within the bases with the intent to distract and taunt a lefty with your lead

Jackie robinson's shinanigans on the base paths create a tough lefty lead

by Minnkon o ryan April 12, 2014

general lentils

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by yahiamice December 20, 2016

re-lenting

The Catholic act of giving up again for Lent what one gave up in the first place, after a moment of weakness.

"Okay, so I ate a case of Cadbury Creme Eggs last night, but I'm re-Lenting. I'm back off the sugar until Easter. And this time I mean it. That's my bad, God."

by Boba_McSolo March 19, 2017

Get Lently

That moment of being in ease, in flow and being on point with the choices you make.

John told Mike to get lently before he started his pitch for a potential investor.

by Mo B June 25, 2017