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Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3
"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"
by RyanKeith December 11, 2023
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Lillian and Julian

They are meant to be. Two perfect people in love I've never seen such a better couple. Every other relationship could not compare. They are both everything you want in someone. They can turn each other on with ease. Perfection is what you think of Lilian and Julian.
I wish I had a relationship like Lillian and Julian.
by Dullahanbean November 21, 2021
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Julian

Julian is the name given to a boy, who takes care of his kin and can give a Texas ass whoopin when needed. Julian also knows how to kick back and have a couple of brews. Julian is a full american patriot who enjoys Coors, jack daniels, and mountain dew. Julian may also go by his nick name jay.
Julian is the coolest dude to party with.
by Dale jr Jr April 1, 2019
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Julian

Brook: “idk why he stopped talking me, I think his gf Tessa doesn’t like me.

Jessica: “Oh, he’s a Julian.”
by genius143 March 14, 2022
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Julian

Ugly dumb kid that never ever stops talking no matter what. His mouth is as big as Luna park. No one likes a julian. They are little short dwarfs who think they can fight when indeed his older sister can bash him up EASY. Julian’s need a punch in the mouth to make him stop talking. Julian’s have 0 friends
Ew run away julian is coming
by Hello obey May 7, 2022
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julian with a lowercase j

julian with a lowercase j defiantly has the world's biggest cock. julian with a lowercase j will always have a bigger cock or balls than someone. Their balls are so big that they have their own gravitational poll.
by Ilove5yearolds November 20, 2023
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julian elias barrett

hot sexy cute handsome adorable fine attractive boy who dress to impress n is amazing beautiful personality n very caring good friend athletic sexy hot cute n very very handsome 7ft tall with a 50inch wiener so amazing
by penis 69696969 August 15, 2024
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