Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt 

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013

Black Jewish drinking day 

Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.

October 12th is Black Jewish drinking day.

Black Jewish drinking day by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2009

off like a Jewish foreskin 

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".

It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.

off like a Jewish foreskin by andycash May 23, 2006

DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG) 

THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)

White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?

Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.

White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.

Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!

White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)

The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)

DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG) by Billy3456890 March 10, 2017

soggy jewish perm 

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

soggy jewish perm by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

sacred jewish inch 

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

sacred jewish inch by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009

Triple Jewish Bagel 

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

Triple Jewish Bagel by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009