Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

circle jerk

A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.

Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.

Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?

by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009

jerk-face

a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.

Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!

by Andre Opez May 22, 2007

Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and blow your load on someone's body

"I just did a Public Jerk on this hot damn girl"

by Person54 May 26, 2018

jerk-out

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it

John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.

by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 5, 2007