clown shoes

DONALD TRUMP.

Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.

donald trump vagina

by Peopi September 24, 2017

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

by Clemens October 28, 2019

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 6, 2020

Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Sophies shoes

Def. one: A word used to get out of a boring convo

Def. two: A filler answer for the 5/6 kahoot

Person one: Yoooo Sophies shoes
Person two: Sophies shooes 🧐

by darkcatch April 13, 2021

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021