Darien Wind Tunnel

The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.

I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.

by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008

3 sheets to the wind

this means you or someone you know is drunker then shit

some men could be the most violent beings when they are 3 sheets to the wind

by a coven of ravens January 24, 2019

Tennessee Wind Chime

In the south, it is when all of the guy cousins hang their dick out and a female cousin runs back and forth hitting them like wind chimes.

Daryl: Bro! Did you hear what Sarah did last night? She got Tennessee Wind Chimed!

by CarpetMuncher_69 February 17, 2017

wilkes-barre wind chime

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

Fair Winds & Following Seas

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.

"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."

by theCon June 21, 2013

shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.

Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.

by alt + f4 August 8, 2005