Red Zone

The Red Zone Section on a packet of contraceptive pills indicating when menstruation is due to start, this helps couples prepare for a possible drought or messy play.

Guy: What's the problem?
Girl: I'm nearly at the Red Zone on my pills!
Guy: Oh, that time again :s
Girl: Yeah, Red Zone

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

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Ankha Zone

WHAT IN THE FRICK FRACK DIDDLY DACK PATTY WACK SMICK SMACK SNICK SNACK TUCK TACK GUCK GACK HELL HEAVEN GACHA HEAT SEVEN ELEVEN RUSSIAN CULTURE CHILLI SNOWFLAKE MATES MAGNATES BABY FART ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SPONGEBOB FAT BUM BUM POO HEAD QUACK QUACK DUMP TRUCK GAY FRUITY DNF STORIES KARLNAP INTENSE SHIPPERS RANBOO AND TUBBO HEAT TUITY FRUITY SUSSY BUSSY HIP HORP SLAP SLOP HICK HACK FRITTY WITTY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN DEATH BED SUSSY KUSSY FUSSY WEP WEP HEP HEP JUM JUM PUM PUM SLURP SLORP FUP FOP WHATTA BATTA BATTA WHATTA SOUR PATCH KIDS PORN

Child: ankha zone lollllll
Mother: hell
Child: *sharts into hell*
Ankha: piss

by Denki and shinsou are dating October 28, 2021

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friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010

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The Fuck Zone

Despite what it may seem it’s not the much wanted zone that nice guy want to get into when nice guys are in the friend zone. This is the opposite side of that. It’s finding out the dear friend of yours has only been nice and caring to you because because he wants to fuck you and not because he actually cares.

Nice guy: I’ve been so nice to you and you don’t want to have sex with me?
Girl: great, I’ve been put in The Fuck Zone.

by Badeboop June 4, 2018

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Twitterlight Zone

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.

At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."

by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010

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