A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005
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Get the Throw Hands mug.Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.
I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.
by Noahtorious August 20, 2008
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Get the Handsome mug.A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
by SneakySocks June 27, 2005
Get the stomach hands mug.Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010
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