ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.
Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
by Urboi489 March 14, 2018
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Granny Fanny

Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.
Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.
by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021
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granny beans

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans
by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017
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scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.
Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.
by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017
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Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
by H T X November 15, 2020
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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