Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Granny mur

A total ballbag

You see your granny mur she’s a ballbag

by Origanog123 August 20, 2022

Klanie Grannie

Typically a Christian straight white woman who freely exercises her privilege acts like a judgmental Karen towards minorities.

That Klanie Grannie is always making complaints with the HOA against her black and gay neighbors.

by anonymous September 17, 2022

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

by Slacky4k January 16, 2022