conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

rhymist gift

Rhymist Gift used in 2020 on theconsummatetransitioner website, is a person who has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational, poetry.

Rhymist Gift defined is a person who effortlessly has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational poetry.

by The Consummate Transitioner October 15, 2020

free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD

She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something

by Duke diggler July 3, 2021

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

Roblox Gift card

Slang for a vape

Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!

by Ohnoourtableisbrocken December 19, 2021

Petaluma Gift Basket

Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above

man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”

by Mateo DeLucca May 26, 2022

Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!

I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!

by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022