four boob syndrome

Jocular name of the cameltoe-like effect of tiny bras!
See also quadriboob, pooling.

Four boob syndrome can be seen on very fat chicks or ones with jahoobies the size of your head!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

four holed slut

1. n. A woman of questionable nature (see slut) with four penetrable orifices.

2. a. A ho-bag to the extreme

"I'm bored."
"Hey, let's go find a four holed slut!"
"Yah! Alright!"

"That Sally is quite the four holed slut."

by kevinem April 20, 2005

four-year-plan

The extremely safe method to not have children, consisting of waiting four years with a boyfriend/girlfriend before having sex. Also can be taken as 1 base for every year.

Mike: "You hit that yet?"
Skeeter: "Naw man, only half way through that four-year-plan. Sho aint gonna be paying no child support though, YADADAMEAN?!?"

by Mixmaster Skeeter January 27, 2006

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

Four-Four-Floor

The challenge of consuming four four lokos, which never fails to put the participant on the floor or most likely into the hospital.

Dude took the four-four-floor challenge last night, im still hammered.

by Piercemoney July 17, 2011

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

twenty four hour ice

When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.

"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."

Ryan wouldn't stop making jokes about my sweatpants, so I am putting him on twenty four hour ice.

by Jessi loves Chicago February 12, 2015