There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by IamBob1 October 29, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. “Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!
by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug. Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. It’s a shooting game is popular and everyone doesn’t shut the fuck up about seriously like shut the fuck it’s dying
by XxxBeastMode June 25, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. IT IS GAY AS FFUUuuCCCCcKKK
by fat cave in mincraft with coil March 1, 2021
Get the fortnitemug.