A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.
Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
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Me and Miranda used to play forkies in the bath, she tasted like shrimp
Yes counciller, she said i had to play forkies to be like the cool kids.. It was so awful
Yes counciller, she said i had to play forkies to be like the cool kids.. It was so awful
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Mike:I dislike your ugly fugly stupid forkhead.
Jake:*explodes and dies*
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Mike:I dislike your ugly fugly stupid forkhead.
Jake:*explodes and dies*
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