“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024
Get the National Floof Day mug.A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
Get the Snaggle foof mug.Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Get the Nugget-Floof mug.When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.
These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.
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